Help B 4 I Set My Trike On Fire

[ty2340]

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DAMSEL IN DISTRESS IN EAST MIDDLANDS is CALLING ALL BIKERS
HELP URGENTLY NEEDED BY DISABLED RIDER.1ST TIME BUILDER RAIN AND HEALTH GETTING TO HIM ANY ONE WILLING TO HELP WILL BE FED N WATERED AS CANT AFFORD TO PAY AS ON BENIFITS WE STARTED TO BUILD BUT HAVE COME TO sortta STAND STILL DUE TO HUBBY ILL HEALTH LACK OF KNOW HOW but getting there slowly
TIME AND MULARS ANY ONE WILLING TO HELP WILL B FED N REFRESED BACON BUTTIES OR CHIP BUTTIES T N COFFEE
NEED T GET DONE B 4 WOZWOLF AT NEWARK 24 th t 28 aug
N TO MAKE THINGS WORST IT M BIRTHDAY TODAY N WAS SUPOSED TO B DONE BY NOW SO I CUD GO ON IT BUT CANT NOW NOW STARTING T LOOK LIKE WE WONT MAKE ANOTHER RALLY THIS YR
PEEPS HAVE OFFERED THERE HELP AND LET US DOWN SO WE ARE NOW STRUGGERLING ON OUR OWN wat making things worse was my birthday today and was surposed to b done but still struggerling
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vodka gimme that vodka n no one get hurt i only smile cus they dont find the bodies

[kitkatman]

is'nt often i say this, but what the fucks all that about

[trikerdrew]

Vodka mixed with self-pity :D

Seriously,how far have you got with project?

I'm in Leicester.

Cheers,I'll have a pint of Ruddles

Drew

[ty2340]

help i want not sacasum try living with major health prob wer u have days that u cant move due to 3 slipped disk n trapped nerves in back .the only releave we get from this it to get on a trike n get away but because of peeps false promises of help then not turning up we r so far behind only got til thursday n it not self pity for ur info its cliical depression try living with it :mad: :mad: :mad: and as for how far we got with trike got most of welding done starting wires today engine turns over but that dont mean nufing the weather getting in way a lot as we outside have no shelter

[ty2340]

not had any vodka for weeks now saving for rally hopefully
n i have no self pity as ther r peeps out there worse than me
to get past the **** in my life i,m also going back t college
if i was to list all the crap u wud need to c a phycitrist fu*** the spelling it dislexia that my excuse n i,m stickking to it n if peeps out there dont like it well sc ** them

[dracken1]

sounds like you are asking for a lot. but with very little notice. and outside as well. and if the weather is the same there as it is here then that will be a problem
i live quite aways from you. and do some odd things but i never weld outside in the rain :)

[odie]

i am in derby, what do you need a hand with?

[Bassman]

I personally have always found that if I am pleasant to folk, I get more help...

You may be having a hard time mate, but calm down a bit eh..

it might help...

[minxy]

Do I remember you from Bikersweb?

Realistically, you're unlikely to get sorted for next weekend but I know a trike builder in Peterborough who might be able to get you in. Paying customers only though.

What stage are you at exactly? It sounds like you still need to get thru registration?

[addjunkie]

sounds like you are asking for a lot. but with very little notice. and outside as well. and if the weather is the same there as it is here then that will be a problem
i live quite aways from you. and do some odd things but i never weld outside in the rain :)



I have to agree here.......................espescially the welding in the rain bittyyyyyyyy.

rome or trikes were not built in a day............trike building even to an engineer with gear and garage takes more than a few days.......that why they cost so much.

folks will help tho ambitious promises are often upsetting ..............being happy is more about accepting ones circumstances.....be realistic aim for the rally next year.....................post a few pics and see what fols will offer

sorry if this offends but its a tough life.....and soe of us have it tougher than others.....hope you get to where yoru heading sorry i cant help as im 8000 miles away!!!

[Gravs brain]

WTF?Is she on :confused: :eek: :confused:

[kitkatman]

help i want not sacasum try living with major health prob wer u have days that u cant move due to 3 slipped disk n trapped nerves in back .the only releave we get from this it to get on a trike n get away but because of peeps false promises of help then not turning up we r so far behind only got til thursday n it not self pity for ur info its cliical depression try living with it :mad: :mad: :mad: and as for how far we got with trike got most of welding done starting wires today engine turns over but that dont mean nufing the weather getting in way a lot as we outside have no shelter
yes and most peple say hello as they join!, sorry to hear about your problems and all that, but if you did'nt come over all angry and spikey, then you might get your complete rebuild done........just a thought like :rolleyes:

[technoboiler]

HELP WANTED
AM FKN SICK OF WORKING AND STILL GOT NO BIKE ON THE ROAD
MY RD 125 LC BLEW UP AFTER 10 MINUTES ON THE ROAD,,, MY BABY BLADE NEEDS ELECTRICS DONE, MY CHOP NEEDS AN ENGINE AND FINISHING OFF,,,,AND MY THUNDERBIRD NEEDS REBUILDING
I AM SICK OF PEOPLE SAYING THEY ARE GONNA HELP,,, SO U LOT BETTER GET A GRIP AND MOVE YA ARSES TO BUILD ME A BIKE OR AM GONNA FKN KILL MYSELF
AND IF U DONT LIKE IT ,,,WELL I DONT REALLY CARE, I HAVE A COLD SORE, BI-POLAR, 4 CATS AND A FKN DOG WITH ARTHRITUS
NOW,,,,,I NEED YOU TO PULL TOGETHER AND GET THIS SORTED BY MONDAY NEXT,,,,,OR i am gonna eat all these slug pellets and let the garden run riot too,,,,

any offers? :o (oh and my mam died 13 years ago too),,,,so its time i had a break!

[TaxiDave]

HELP WANTED
AM FKN SICK OF WORKING AND STILL GOT NO BIKE ON THE ROAD
MY RD 125 LC BLEW UP AFTER 10 MINUTES ON THE ROAD,,, MY BABY BLADE NEEDS ELECTRICS DONE, MY CHOP NEEDS AN ENGINE AND FINISHING OFF,,,,AND MY THUNDERBIRD NEEDS REBUILDING
I AM SICK OF PEOPLE SAYING THEY ARE GONNA HELP,,, SO U LOT BETTER GET A GRIP AND MOVE YA ARSES TO BUILD ME A BIKE OR AM GONNA FKN KILL MYSELF
AND IF U DONT LIKE IT ,,,WELL I DONT REALLY CARE, I HAVE A COLD SORE, BI-POLAR, 4 CATS AND A FKN DOG WITH ARTHRITUS
NOW,,,,,I NEED YOU TO PULL TOGETHER AND GET THIS SORTED BY MONDAY NEXT,,,,,OR i am gonna eat all these slug pellets and let the garden run riot too,,,,

any offers? :o (oh and my mam died 13 years ago too),,,,so its time i had a break!


Show us yer baps Techno and I'll help ya!! Oh, already seen em! :D :D

[technoboiler]

they fell off,,,,thats another thing!........lol
no boobies, no bike, no money, no fekin sympathy off you lot,,,,,,am off,,,,,pmsl ;)

[Mistress Maker]

they fell off,,,,thats another thing!........lol
no boobies, no bike, no money, no fekin sympathy off you lot,,,,,,am off,,,,,pmsl ;)


techno babe ..........pmsl , you really know how to chear a gal up , take care sweetie xx :D

[minxy]

pmsl @ techno

Wanna Suzuki? :D

[Yoda]

LOL Techno
pisses me off when people think that they can command help because they are disabled,

Miserable people ar a pain but miserable disabled people are worse

Yoda

[kitkatman]

LOL Techno
pisses me off when people think that they can command help because they are disabled,

Miserable people ar a pain but miserable disabled people are worse

Yoda
i dont mind helping anyone, disabled or not, but not having it rammed down my throat..........
techno.............pmsl :D

[technoboiler]

What Do You Lot Mean,,,,pmsl,,,,,,,do U Enjoy Making Fun Of People With Bi-polar, Old Dog, Moulting Cats, My God,,,i Think I Am Going Through The Change Aswell,,,have Your Laughs On Me Chaps,,,,i Have Grown A Beard Waiting For You Lot To Pull Me Outa The Shyte,,,,i Think Its My Hormones,, But Thats Another Thing,,,,,now Minxy....about That Suzuki,,,,will You Donate It To Me Coz I Aint Won The Lottery Yet?
No,,,,u Pack Of Bassardoes,,,,ffs,,,,why Not Help Me,,,i Am Wretched! :d ;)

[Bassman]

but not having it rammed down my throat......

Not what we've heard mate...:rolleyes: :D



Nice one Techno... :D :D

[JOE]

You're all missing the most important point - THIS IS THE CLASSIFIED SECTION :mad: :p

[ernie the dwarf]

What Do You Lot Mean,,,,pmsl,,,,,,,do U Enjoy Making Fun Of People With Bi-polar, Old Dog, Moulting Cats, My God,,,i Think I Am Going Through The Change Aswell,,,have Your Laughs On Me Chaps,,,,i Have Grown A Beard Waiting For You Lot To Pull Me Outa The Shyte,,,,i Think Its My Hormones,, But Thats Another Thing,,,,,now Minxy....about That Suzuki,,,,will You Donate It To Me Coz I Aint Won The Lottery Yet?
No,,,,u Pack Of Bassardoes,,,,ffs,,,,why Not Help Me,,,i Am Wretched! :d ;)


Same here an' i got a tin leg,i'm short got no pet's too poor and crippled to own any,please with help with a free bike or trike .....................woo is me :o :D

[Spike]

i also suffer from depression, so FUCKING DEAL WITH IT :mad:

[Spike]

Hiya Techno babe :) Oh yeah, my bike blew up as well :eek:

[kitkatman]

Not what we've heard mate...:rolleyes: :D



Nice one Techno... :D
fuck off and donate me a shiny bike............. :D

[technoboiler]

not only am i wretched but i have dodgy mates
one has a tin leg
one has depression and lives in a tin can
one is so beautiful she gets shyte(minx),,,lol
one is a para....(pleeeeejic)dickslexmiaserity,,,,and dresses as a woman on wkends
one is a short angry man,,,,,ft ft ft ftwkend sir?...lol
one bathes in custard so cant even afford council tax,,,,
one is named after a fish(bass)
and my bones ach from gymnastics when i was a youth and beating up men as i grew old

how many times
HELP<<<<<<MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[technoboiler]

You're all missing the most important point - THIS IS THE CLASSIFIED SECTION :mad: :p
and?............i am classified



shyte,,,no that was certified,,,,,,,soz,,,, :D

[Jonnyfp2]

they fell off,,,,thats another thing!........lol
no boobies, no bike, no money, no fekin sympathy off you lot,,,,,,am off,,,,,pmsl ;)




you killed the groove kitten!!!!! :eek:

[technoboiler]

like i would kill a kitten
i took her out and within 5 mins she siezed on motorway,,,,,,,fkn engine had been knocked together like a cheap kilt
still got kitten,,,,just no lump,,,,no purr,,,,,,,gutted 400 sovs for a fkn shell!

[addjunkie]

like i would kill a kitten
i took her out and within 5 mins she siezed on motorway,,,,,,,fkn engine had been knocked together like a cheap kilt
still got kitten,,,,just no lump,,,,no purr,,,,,,,gutted 400 sovs for a fkn shell!

why do i get this image of you living in perfect harmony with all the broken or unfinished cars and bikes..............

why cant you be a normal woman and want flowers in the garden!!!!

[trikerdrew]

Bl**dy Hell!!

Not looked on here cuz been at work for couple of days.

I was offering to help-not taking the mickey.

Like WOW,perspective crisis :mad:

Think I need something to break , come here kitty..........

[technoboiler]

why do i get this image of you living in perfect harmony with all the broken or unfinished cars and bikes..............

why cant you be a normal woman and want flowers in the garden!!!!
lol,,,,,i am in harmony
i like broken things
makes me feel more.......together!...... ;)

i laugh in the face of adversity!
i smirk at my misfortunes
the way i look at it is,,,,if my bikes had been on the road, maybe i would have took a spill,,,,,so, if its broke its for a reason!.... ;) i find this attitude a much more relaxing one than moaning about the bad luck that....lets face it....we all have!

[JOE]

[QUOTE=technoboiler]fkn engine had been knocked together like a cheap kilt
QUOTE]

hey, I've got a cheap kilt an' it does me fine *looks down to see kilt around ankles*

bugger!

[Womble_Lancs]

one has depression and lives in a tin can
Nope, he was evicted from the tin can... :eek:

[pyro]

I cant believe I waded through this **** to find out=

a) You are a bunch of cripples/weirdos/drunks/druggies/kittenfondlers(you know who you are)/bikers - delete as appropriate.

b) no one rushed out to help the abusive person

c) technoboiler has no tits.

Well I'm off (that doesnt mean I smell) to join the friends of Matt Bros.

[Spike]

Bye then :rolleyes: :D

[pyro]

I'm back, they didnt want me. :(

[ernie the dwarf]

I'm back, they didnt want me. :(

AWW BLESS....... :D

[ernie the dwarf]

woe is me Part 2,

Did i mention i have a wart ?
I'm also blind in one eye
my hair is second hand

please please please send me a new bike/trike cos i can't cope

P.S i may have bigger boob's than Techno :D

[Muddi.]

Help B 4 I Set My Trike On Fire

Hey at least you could say it was an accident and claim on the insurance!
asuming you got insurance???

[Jonnyfp2]

I cant believe I waded through this **** to find out=

a) You are a bunch of cripples/weirdos/drunks/druggies/kittenfondlers(you know who you are)/bikers - delete as appropriate.

b) no one rushed out to help the abusive person

c) technoboiler has no tits.

Well I'm off (that doesnt mean I smell) to join the friends of Matt Bros.



Kitten fondlers??!!! lmao!!

[Peirre]

The original poster musta had some money, specially since they`re going to the wozwolf. and can afford the tickets
they just lacked manners and a decent attitude towards folks to get owt done........... IMO

[Lo1]

Right Now This Is The Last Fucking Straw...i Just Broke A Nail Scrolling Through The Replies....... Which One Of You Lot Is Gonna Come Down And Give An Emergency Manicure And By The Way Hurry Up I Am At A Rally At The Weekend

[excaliburs missus]

I wish that we had the time and the money to go to Wozwolf ........ maybe next year eh ............. I need to finish my trike first (any offers. lol)

[Tom-madbiker]

hey i am goin thro a hard time i have just run out of beer and i have athletes foot and a burn on my arm so can some one give me a free bike :p :p